HEY! I GOT LOCKED IN THE MALL!'

grab it!

Sugar and Spice and a pinch of Psych.

A few days ago I made "The Very Strawberry" which is a recipe I found at the back of a Lula mag my pal Christina Bell gave me. It was a total success. Strawberry cream cheese icing? Hell yes. And because I was making something pink I decided that I needed to listen to something fitting while making my creation. The album Give Me Pink by TEENANGER was a great choice.




- R. Dirtstar

Golden Age

There comes a time in one's life when ya gotta do something you reaaaally don't wanna do. The kicker is if its on your birthday too. Poor Louie had to play some laaame festival with all sorts of shitty bands peddling shitty merch with shitty fans wearing shitty clothes in a shitty town. All on his birthday. I suppose thats part of gettin' old, its no longer cake and tissue paper. The only good part?? The hotel, the whiskey and some unmentionables.

- R. Dirtstar

Dee Dee King ladies and germs.

Don't drink and post

Hey hey hey hey! When you're drunk you always think that you'll have the most genius things to say or stories that sound really great. Unfortunately, on paper everything sounds like shit when you're drunk. When you're drunk you're a shit talker. Unless you're talking about a pet. A furry friend. Like for instance my cat ( I guess it's Weed's too). The cat in question is named DeeDee King after the late great DeeDee King. Okay, okay...So Dee Dee Ramones rap career was nothing to mention. percacetttts...

- R. Dirtstar

P.S. Lou has to write his full name at the end of post because it seems less "contrived." Riiiiiight...

Late Nite Cravinsss'ss's

well...everybodys heard about the burg....
grab a seat, and a greasy snack! my of late favorite, dirty, delicious, despicable American junk food snack has crossed the border. If you want to experience the taste of a hamburger in chip format this is your best bet if there ever was one. I swear to god it tastes exactly like a flesh and blood burger. no word of a lie. its a hamburger. late night taco time and jalapeno poppers ain't got shit on the cheezburg flava. Collision doritos go fuck yerself there's a new big cheese in town.

-Lou Weed

Hawaiian pizza and Polaroids

Between spiced rum and cokes, pizza, setting up this blog and a photo shoot on the fly, I've had a pretty productive day. The sugar daddy is at work so I've also had time to bone up on my Kids in the Hall. Scans of the polaroids from the shoot will be posted asap hopefully. Many thanks again to the wonderful Luis Mora. Now its time for a tall glass of iced green tea and a smoke.

- R. Dirtstar

We almost killed ourselves....

But it's up and running! Hooray for Loose Lips! Many thanks to Luis Mora.<3 So what is this sleezy little space going on here anyhoo? guess you'll have to stay tuned.

Coming Soon.

if you blog it they will cum.